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ISBN: 978-1-61720-063-2 |
Matilda "Mat" Anastasia Carvel is a very talented and ambitious portrait-painter, but she's also young and naive. After ditching her dysfunctional Arkansas family and helping herself to a new wardrobe from a Salvation Army dumpster, she runs away to New York City.
Mat soon finds herself engulfed in the chaotic pace of Manhattan. Between sharing a roach-infested basement apartment with two ditzy sisters, a rich bag lady, and a cross-dressing gay couple, she winds up supporting the slackers by painting portraits of customers at Tony's Pizzeria, pampered poodles, and homeless vagabonds.
Mat doesn't mind helping out her new friends, but she's frustrated because she doesn't have time to find "Mr. Right" and rid herself of her virginal status. With advice from a colorful homeless lady who claims to have sex with aliens in Central Park, Mat finds her soul mate.
Manhattan Madness is a hilarious, fast-paced story of unique characters and action that will have you chuckling or even laughing out loud until the very last page.
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ISBN: 978-1-61720-062-5 |
Poor Sabina Sunday! She's 30 years old, 100 pounds overweight, an unwilling virgin, and an accountant in a modeling agency full of lovely, skinny women. To make matters worse, she lives with her nagging Jewish mother, who never lets her forget that she isn't married and is wrong about everything.
But things look up one day when Sabina overhears her boss refer to her as "that fat sausage." That's when she joins Weight Watchers, Jenny Craig, and Overeaters, determined to shed the pounds and change her life. At her very first Weight Watchers meeting, she meets Thomas, a neurotic Italian shrink, who overeats to compensate for his inability to cope with his practice and the mysterious murder of two of his patients.
As they conquer the scales together, Sabina and Thomas's friendship grows, but so do their problems. They find themselves stalked by a killer, and Sabina's mother and her denture-clacking cronies decide to get involved in the investigation, only to wind up in a prison cell filled with colorful prostitutes. You'll ache with sympathy for Sabina's battle with the bulge, shiver as she comes up against a murderer, and laugh as she and the whole zany cast of characters get involved in one outrageous situation after another.
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ISBN: 978-1-60145-076-0 |
In this hilarious, laugh out loud book, three lovely, mature women decide to revitalize their older husbands by feeding them home-baked cupcakes laced with sex-enhancing drugs. Unfortunately, the drugs run out and when the doctor won't refill the perscription, the women plan a daring heist at a local supermarket pharmacy, that changes their lives forever.
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ISBN: 978-1-60145-075-3 |
In this hilarious, laugh out loud book, three young, beautiful, but desperate women convert a mansion into a Bordello-Spa where hunky men service the women and try to make all of their fantasies come true.
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ISBN: 978-1-61720-064-9 |
Lillian, a gorgeous 35-year-old redhead, suburban housewife, and renowned klutz, is the last to know that her marriage is over. Her husband, Fred, is a skirt-chasing tyrant and Lillian--who is bored to tears tending her home and family--gets herself a job at the small law firm of Galluchi, Galluchi, and Schwartz.This decision starts Lillian off on the road from one madcap adventure to another.
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ISBN: 978-1-61434-705-7 |
Kisses To Die For is an irresistible romp of sexy romance, zany characters, and chilling danger. You won’t put the book down until the very last page. When Angelica (Angel) Collins buys a picture-perfect Victorian country house with every cent of her inheritance, she plans to turn the adjoining carriage house into a quaint café. But the beautiful, naïve young woman soon learns that everything isn’t as idyllic as she expected. The peaceful little town on the banks of the
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ISBN: 978-1-61720-353-1 |
The Mad House on
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ISBN: 978-1-61720-354-1 |
In A.R. Alan’s The Flight of Snookems, sizzling romance, rollicking humor, and a chilling mystery unfold at breakneck speed. Red haired, green-eyed, Meredith Dixon is gorgeous and men flock to her like ants to a picnic basket. Unfortunately, so do troubles. Very big troubles, like murder.

ISBN:978-1-61434-706-4
Buckle your seat belt. You’re in for a wild ride in Fireflies Two-Vat 9. In this sequel to Fireflies, A.R. Alan continues the saga of Mary, Carla, and Emily, who’ve killed their abusive husbands and roasted the bodies in a merry bonfire.
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The CB Social Club, The House of Cupcakes, Kisses to Die For, Fireflies, and Fireflies Two Vat 9 are all available as eBooks on amazon.com and booklocker.com