Breaking News --
by the Mainstream Media
AP Mar-a-Lago, Palm Beach, FL.
(The Florida Residence of President Trump)
This morning, at Mar-a-Lago, President Trump received a visit from Pope Francis.
As the Pope and the President strolled the grounds of the estate, a sudden gust of wind blew the Pontiff’s Miltre off his head and into the intra-coastal waterway. Before anyone could react, it had blown nearly fifty feet off shore.
Without hesitation, President Trump rushed forward to retrieve it and, to the amazement of everyone present, walked out on the water and picked the Miltre up. He then walked back on the water and returned the hat to an astounded Pope, the guests, and the mainstream media.
“I…I… am amazed!” the Pope said. “This was indeed - a miracle!”
The mainstream media flash reported this development as nationwide “Breaking News” with the following headline:
“Trump Can’t Swim!”